Courtney (Coco) Cannon

This video is from exactly one year ago—Cookie, clearly miserable, curled up on Ruby’s sitting butt like it was the only comfort in the world. She was sick then, and weirdly… she’s sick again today. Woke me up at 4am with 💩 distress, tried to eat the tiny blood puddle (why??), and then threw up straight stomach bile like it was part of her morning routine. Same date. Same chaos. Same confused little face. I hate seeing her like this. But I’m also blown away by her timing. Even when she’s sick, Cookie’s got a flair for the dramatic. If you’ve ever loved a pet like a soulmate, felt panic at a whimper, or used humor to hold yourself together—Not the F-ing Gilmore Girls is for you. Grab your copy here: https://tinyurl.com/Not-the-F-ing-Gilmore-Girls

1 day ago

Snapchat filters on the girls today and… yeah. Cookie: serene, regal, “this is fine.” Ruby: losing her ENTIRE mind, trying to bite the mask off like she’s being abducted by alien technology. I swear she thinks I’m performing sorcery. 10/10 chaos. 0/10 chill. 100/10 entertainment. For more fur-baby drama (and human healing), my book’s got it all: https://tinyurl.com/Not-the-F-ing-Gilmore-Girls

2 days ago

Two years ago, we were starting over. No furniture, just a mattress, a big empty room, and a “dog bed” made out of a giant box. Cookie and Ruby curled up together like little survivors, mourning everything they didn’t understand. Cookie, especially—my sweet girl—looked absolutely despondent the day after her 14th birthday. My heart broke a thousand ways watching them try to make sense of the loss. Now? Cookie will be 16 this October—and she’s a happy puppy again. Ruby’s her loyal shadow. And our little “box bed” days are part of the story that made us stronger. We didn’t just survive—we found our way back to joy. One cuddle, one nap, one messy, beautiful day at a time. If you love stories about healing through heartbreak, “Not the F-ing Gilmore Girls” is for you. Grab your copy here: https://tinyurl.com/Not-the-F-ing-Gilmore-Girls

3 days ago

Anxiety, depression, and food addiction don’t show up all at once. They creep in slowly—one stressful day, one lonely night, one moment of needing comfort more than control. I didn’t mean to put on 40 pounds. I was just trying to survive. Now, my summer shorts don’t fit the way they used to. And in this video, you’ll see me rub my lower belly—not with hate, but with something closer to grace. A quiet, shaky kind of love for a body that carried me through more than it should have had to. If you’re healing too—if you’re learning to forgive yourself, your body, and your journey—you’re not alone. You’ll find pieces of your own story in “Not the F-ing Gilmore Girls.” Grab your copy here: https://tinyurl.com/Not-the-F-ing-Gilmore-Girls #HealingWithLove #NotTheFingGilmoreGirls #FYP #BodyAcceptance #MentalHealthJourney #ProgressNotPerfection

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4 days ago

Relationships

Video review of Games by 679e4169a62ad0e904e7849b

What you need is a sugar daddy… Me: Not diamond rings or a brand-new Caddy—unless it’s a Cadillac Escalade ESV for Haven’s Harvest. (Not kidding. We could actually use one.) Not here for glam—I’m here to feed the community, build The Hustle Hub, and keep the dream alive. CashApp: $CocoCanCan if you’re feeling generous. Every dollar goes toward real people, real meals, and real second chances. Support Haven’s Harvest: https://www.havensharvest.org Support the dream here: https://tinyurl.com/Not-the-F-ing-Gilmore-Girls #FeedingTheFuture #HavensHarvest #HustleHub #SugarDaddyEnergy #NotTheFingGilmoreGirls #FYP #CocoPhoenix1313 #CaddyDreams #EscaladeEnergy

5 days ago

Games

Video review of Events & Celebrations by 679e4169a62ad0e904e7849b

If you’re seeing this, it’s not by accident. You’re here because you believe in community, in kindness, in building something real. And right now? I need your help. Every like, comment, and share helps me reach more people. Every donation helps feed families, build dreams, and keep this mission moving forward. CashApp: $CocoCanCan if you’re feeling generous. Every dollar fuels food rescue (Haven’s Harvest), second chances (The Hustle Hub), and hope. If you can’t donate, that’s okay—your support STILL matters. Watch. Like. Comment. Share. It all makes a difference. And if you want the full messy, magical story behind this mission? Grab my book Not the F-ing Gilmore Girls: https://tinyurl.com/Not-the-F-ing-Gilmore-Girls Thank you for being here. Let’s build something beautiful together. #havensharvest #fundraiser #fundraising #helpmeplease #helpforthehelpless #hopeforthehopeless #newhaven #newhavenct #newhavenpizza

5 days ago

Events & Celebrations

Ruby: sits dramatically at the foot of the ottoman, pleading like a tiny Shakespearean actress Me: “What’s wrong, baby?! Hungry? Potty?? Existential crisis??” (Plot twist: she just wanted her blankie.) It took me way too long to realize sometimes she’s not asking for food or a walk—she’s just asking for comfort. And yeah, maybe I humanize my dogs a little too much. My mom says it’s ridiculous. I say it’s called being an empathic genius, actually. If you love dogs, chaos, and unapologetic tenderness, you’ll love Not the F-ing Gilmore Girls too. Grab your copy here: https://tinyurl.com/Not-the-F-ing-Gilmore-Girls

6 days ago

My brain, unprompted on a Tuesday morning: “We love you Conrad… oh yes we do!” I’ve seen Bye Bye Birdie exactly ONCE—30 years ago. And yet, that song lives rent-free in my head while I regularly forget why I walked into the kitchen. ADHD is wild like that. Can’t remember where I put my keys. Can’t remember my neighbor’s name. But obscure 1960s musical lyrics? Locked in. Forever. The human brain is weird. The neurodivergent brain? Hilariously chaotic, surprisingly sentimental, and sometimes bursting into show tunes before breakfast. If you get it, you’ll get my book too. “Not the F-ing Gilmore Girls” is a love letter to healing, humor, and finding your way when your brain insists on taking the scenic route. Grab your copy here: https://tinyurl.com/Not-the-F-ing-Gilmore-Girls #adhd #brain #brainrot #mentalhealthmatters

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7 days ago

Debate

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The sound says it all. This beach. This breath. This moment. Milford has been part of my healing… a reminder to slow down, look up, and be here. Because it’s not all hustle and heartbreak. Sometimes the point is just… peace. If you need a reminder to come back to yourself, to the quiet, to the truth beneath the noise— You’ll find it in my book “Not the F-ing Gilmore Girls.” Grab your copy here: https://tinyurl.com/Not-the-F-ing-Gilmore-Girls

7 days ago

Lifestyle

Video review of Comedy by 679e4169a62ad0e904e7849b

#onthisday Half-birthday flashback! Two years ago, I was deep in the healing trenches… so naturally I let a filter decide my worth. It gave me a 1/10 and I wrote, “Welp. It’s been decided. Not a supermodel.” Honestly? Still laughing. Because that version of me was hurting, but she could still joke through it. And this version of me? She knows filters don’t define beauty—but humor definitely helps heal. Celebrate the chaos with me in “Not the F-ing Gilmore Girls”—a book full of healing, hilarity, and finding yourself (even if you’re only rated a 1). Grab your copy here: https://tinyurl.com/Not-the-F-ing-Gilmore-Girls #innerpeace #innerbeauty #healingjourney #healingwithhumor

8 days ago

Comedy

It’s my half-birthday, so we’re starting the day with some ✨pure giggle energy.✨ This video was before I learned that minimal is better. 😆 I was watching Alexandra Gator crack up over the word “caulk” (as one does), and now I need to know… What’s your word? You know the one. That word that makes you laugh like a 9-year-old every single time. Drop it in the comments or duet this video—I wanna laugh with you. And hey—if you love laughing through the chaos, my book “Not the F-ing Gilmore Girls” is full of messy, real, laugh-through-the-pain magic too. Grab your copy here: https://tinyurl.com/Not-the-F-ing-Gilmore-Girls

8 days ago

Debate

This Earth Day, remember: We’re not just saving the planet—we’re saving people. Haven’s Harvest rescues food that would be wasted and gets it to those who need it most. But budget cuts are real. We need help. Donate, share, support. Because healing the Earth means feeding her people too. https://www.havensharvest.org https://tinyurl.com/Not-the-F-ing-Gilmore-Girls #EarthDay2025 #HavensHarvest #FoodRescueMatters #FeedThePeople #NotTheFingGilmoreGirls #FYP #flipforgood

9 days ago

Lifestyle

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This video was made DAYS before we found out our 40-year-old company—one that made it through COVID, kept people fed, connected, and afloat—was about to vanish into the digital void. In 2023. After everything. No warning. No grace. We were told “the amazing coaches and managers who held it all together” would be brought along in some capacity. Guess what? We were tossed to the wind like we didn’t just carry the weight of a crumbling system. Who else saw the writing on the wall before they said it out loud? Who else is still pissed? I wrote a whole book about surviving betrayal like this—personal, professional, and generational. It’s called “Not the F-ing Gilmore Girls.” Spoiler alert: I’m still standing. https://tinyurl.com/Not-the-F-ing-Gilmore-Girls

9 days ago

Business

#onthisday #healingjourney #healingoutloud #booktok Just be yourself. Not everyone’s gonna like you—and guess what? You don’t have to care. Took me years (and a whole lot of unlearning) to stop bending, shrinking, or softening who I am just to fit in someone else’s comfort zone. Now? I take up space. I tell the truth. I sparkle loudly. And if that’s “too much” for some people… they’re not my people. Need a little rebel energy in your life? Grab my book “Not the F-ing Gilmore Girls” It’s raw, real, and unapologetically me. https://tinyurl.com/Not-the-F-ing-Gilmore-Girls

10 days ago

Relationships

Back and forth. Me and… her. My supposed “doppelgänger.” Facebook said it back in 2002, and honestly? I never forgot. It’s been over a year of me applying—nearly every day—to be on her show. 30+ producers. Dozens of pitches. All heart. No response. So here I am. Again. Flipping between the two of us and hoping someone finally sees it. The resemblance? Sure. But more importantly—the story I’m trying to share. The mission. The healing. The book that’s already changing lives. Kelly, if you’re watching—this is me, still believing. The book: “Not the F-ing Gilmore Girls” https://tinyurl.com/Not-the-F-ing-Gilmore-Girls

11 days ago

Performing Arts

The sound? “Skeet skeet.” The timing? Impeccable. The filter? Gave me a full beard just as I opened my eyes. The look on my face? Absolutely priceless. I filmed this two years ago—when I was deeply unhappy. And yet here I am, cracking up at myself, beard and all. It reminds me: even in the darkest moments, I’ve always been able to find a flicker of joy. If I can laugh now… maybe I helped someone else smile too. Need more humor + healing? My book Not the F-ing Gilmore Girls is full of moments just like this. https://tinyurl.com/Not-the-F-ing-Gilmore-Girls #books #kellyclarkson #healingjourney #healingoutloud

11 days ago

Performing Arts

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