Sometimes I’m so cute, I can’t stand it. Why am I single??? Like, hello?? Personality? Check. Loyalty? Check. Ability to make myself laugh at my own jokes (and my own awkwardness)? Double check. Honestly, if loving dogs, writing heartfelt books, surviving generational chaos and still being able to sparkle isn’t wife material… I don’t know what is. Maybe the universe is just saving me for someone who deserves this entire experience. Until then, I’m dating myself—and frankly, I’m an excellent time. If you love chaotic, healing, hilarious energy, my book Not the F-ing Gilmore Girls is basically a date with my soul. Grab it here: https://tinyurl.com/Not-the-F-ing-Gilmore-Girls