Today’s breakfast circus, starring Cookie & Ruby: Cookie somehow managed to get half her breakfast stuck to the top of her nose—just sitting there like a garnish. Did she notice? Not at all. I asked Ruby to help a sister out… and she YELLED at me. Like, how dare you involve me in this mess. So instead of teamwork, I got side-eye, barks, and a whole lot of nose crunchies falling onto the couch. These dogs are chaos wrapped in fur and I wouldn’t change a thing. If your life includes ridiculous dog moments, passive-aggressive barking, and snack-related drama, then you’ll definitely vibe with Not the F-ing Gilmore Girls. It’s heartfelt, hilarious, and full of love (and crumbs). Grab your copy here: https://tinyurl.com/Not-the-F-ing-Gilmore-Girls