I travel with emotional baggage and also literal baggage that includes boob tape and a rogue vibrator. TSA just thinks I’m kinky with a carry-on. #airportanxiety #tsa #travelhumor #funnytravelstory #boobtape #carryonchaos #bachelorettepacking #tsaembarrassment #whatsinmybag #flipcreator #storytimefunny #travelfails