Did a quality check on my friend today… and honestly, I think he might be defective. 🤔 Might have to initiate a return request. 📦😂 Response time? Slow. Like, dial-up internet slow. 🐢 Battery life? Drains after minimal activity. Needs constant recharging (aka snacks). 🍕🔋 Software updates? Still running on 2012 humor. Needs a serious patch. 💾 Not sure if I kept the receipt, but Flip, do you guys accept friend returns? Asking for… well, me. 🤷‍♂️😂 #BrainItch #ItchyBrain #RandomReviews #DefectiveFriend #ReturnPolicy #SarcasticReviews #FriendshipWarranty #FlipApp #WaitingGame #ProductReview #Unboxing #February #WinterVibes #WhatAmIDoing #FYP #ContentCreators #EngagementBoost #SarcasmIsMyLoveLanguage