Let’s settle it once and for all: Toilet paper—over or under? Because honestly… this is about more than paper. It’s about principles. Are you Team Over (aka the beard) or Team Under (aka… the mullet)? Because around here, we are 1000% Team Over. It’s cleaner, easier, classier—and let’s be real, it just feels right. The mullet belongs on your cool uncle from the ’80s, not your toilet roll. So raise your rolls and show your loyalty: #TeamOver for life. Sorry not sorry, under-folders. This one’s personal. Where do you stand in the Great Toilet Paper Debate? Drop a beard emoji if you know what’s up. #TeamOver #ToiletPaperDebate #BeardNotMullet #OverOrUnder #PaperWars #BathroomEtiquette #ToiletTalk #WipeWisely #BathroomHumor #EveryRollCounts #RollWithIt #FlushFacts #TeamBeard #RollRight #PaperPriority #PetPeeves #WhichWayIsRight #HouseholdDebates #SocialRollCall #ToiletPaperTruth #NoMoreMulletsOnTheRoll