Jameson Dad I m bored Me Really Are you sure you don t want to play with any toys with me Jameson No I wanna play on the iPad Me Have you earned it today Jameson No but I want to Dad How about we go out and split some wood and pick up dog poop Jameson How about we split wood and adults pick up dog poop Dad How about you have a lot to learn son Jameson Dad you shovel I ll hold the bag Dad Don t put your foot there you are going to get poop on it Jameson Whatever dad Dad see you got poop on your shoe Jameson Moral of the story when Dad wants to play toys with you play toys your back will not hurt and you will not have crap on your boots Lesson learned for the day he’s on ipad