A family trip to Costco: where you go for milk and leave with a kayak, a 72-pack of muffins, and three lifetimes’ worth of toilet paper. Somehow, the toddlers are snacking on free samples like they’ve never been fed, while I’m wrestling a giant box of cereal into the cart. And don’t even get me started on the cart traffic jams in the frozen aisle. Anyone else surviving Costco chaos one oversized item at a time?